Because, seriously…have you SEEN how long it’s been since my last post?! Sweet Zombie Jesus, it’s been a fracking YEAR!! Welp, you should have known what you were getting yourself into (I mean, seriously: “The Unmotivated Blogger” was a dead-giveaway, for realsies). But, smile! I’m back, bitches!
You tell ’em, anthropomorphic bear!
There have been many things that have occurred since my last pass around the sun, the AWESOMEST of which being that I have found a new, less-oppressive, much more amazing job! Granted, since last I wrote, I had a few jobs (updates to follow ?questionmark?), but this one is most decidedly kick-ass! The transition to this point has been crazy, weird, and several other human emotions…which I’m preeeeettty sure had at least something to do with my lack of posts (again, in a goddamn YEAR). BUT!: There are stories to tell, internet funbits to expose, and more nerdity to share, so this is my (very tentative) first of many several some at least a few (?) new posts. Hooray, lackadaisicalness!
To celebrate, there is this:
He choo-choo-chooses you to follow this blog!
*Edited to add: I am tickled that the “Delve into My Archives” lists exactly TWO months, the SAME month, over two years. Maybe I should just check in once/twice a year, every May? But keeping a schedule sounds very motivated, and I just…I just can’t…blarg.
The Unmotivated Blogger 